- Friend: Why did you choose the most popular boyband to fall in love with?
- Me: Because they weren't popular when i fell in love with them.
- Zayn: "I wasn't that drunk."
- Liam: "You called yourself ugly."
- Zayn: "..."
- Liam: "..."
- Zayn: "..."
- Liam: "..."
- Zayn: "...Oh my god"







